No, we haven't lost the plot. It's France’s leading consumer group UFC Que Choisir that say so. And they don't dish out ratings just to be polite.

Last November, they launched a massive investigation to establish the best T-shirt on the market once and for all.

Price, materials, manufacture, twisting, colour-fastness: everything was put through the wringer. It even survived the burst-o-meter (yes, that's a real thing).

And drumroll please: our Ultimate T-shirt took the top spot with 16.5/20, outperforming 22 other brands, including some of the biggest names out there.

That's right. Number one.

We could burst into tears and thank you for always believing in us, but that wouldn’t do you much good.

Instead, we’d like to give you an Ultimate T-shirt as a way of thanks. So, until Sunday:

1. Add a minimum of €99 worth of top-notch items to your basket
2. Add an Ultimate T-shirt as a preorder to your basket
3. Enter the code NUMEROUNO at checkout. Your Ultimate T-shirt will then drop to €0. It’s on us.

*Offer valid from 19/03/2026 at 10:00 to 22/03/2026 at 23:59 (CET) on orders of at least €99 incl. VAT (excluding the T‑Shirt and delivery costs), with code NUMEROUNO. Limited to one free pre-ordered T‑Shirt per customer. Cannot be combined with any other promo code or offer. If you cancel your order or make a partial return that brings the order total below €99 (excluding the T‑Shirt), the value of the T‑Shirt will be deducted from your refund. Asphalte reserves the right to cancel the free T‑Shirt or the order in the event of abusive or fraudulent behaviour.