Published on March 14, 2024.

Shorts That Redefine Life

For those of you who don’t really care what you wear, dismissing clothes as mere fabric is a colossal error, and here’s why.

Available from Tuesday, 19th March at 10 am (CET)

Like every weekly Asphalte preorder from now on, The New Shorts are available for just 6 days. If you think you might miss them, sign up here to get notified when they kick off. We'll even hook you up with early access, an hour before the official release so you’ll be first in line for delivery.

If Clothes Were Just Clothes

If hues were meaningless, materials inconsequential, and our outfits sent no messages, we'd all be shuffling about with nothing but vine leaves and animal skins to protect our modesty.

But clothes transcend the ordinary, and our New Shorts aim to sway even the most sceptical of you.

Beyond Ordinary Shorts

These shorts aren't just stitched fabric with two legs and a back pocket - not even close.

They embody an idea, a mindset. A vacation in your wardrobe, a hint of rebellion, a touch of escapism.

You already know too well the impact some items can have on your life, at least a bit. Shoes that elevate your step, jeans that agree with your legs, and shirts that instantly enhance your look. That's the way it is. And these New Shorts are joining those ranks.

Opting for them is choosing that bit of extra freedom. Something like the freedom of hitting snooze for the umpteenth time, having breakfast and leaving the milk out on the counter. Slip into your shorts and embrace a new lifestyle where emails can wait.

New Shorts, same delight

That's the essence of these new shorts. The sky looks bluer, people friendlier, and life sweeter.

Take a stroll, and traffic will start sounding like waves, pigeons like seagulls, the concrete streets will start resembling coastlines. This magic stems from four key principles:

Combine this with expert craftsmanship from Portugal, and you've got the comfortable shorts of a lifetime. Happiness doesn’t come easier.

6 Short Days

Mark your calendars; our New Shorts hit preorder next Tuesday at 10 am for 6 days only. It seems short, but frankly, it’s not a very difficult decision to make at the price of 69€.

And as usual, to avoid missing out, sign up for the alert just below. The first to place their preorder will be the first to receive delivery.

Need to know anything else? Drop it in the comments below or check our international Instagram page for the answer. Possibly.

Thanks,

The Asphalte Team

Available from Tuesday, 19th March at 10 am (CET)

Like every weekly Asphalte preorder from now on, The New Shorts are available for just 6 days. If you think you might miss them, sign up here to get notified when they kick off. We'll even hook you up with early access, an hour before the official release so you’ll be first in line for delivery.